Alcohol Slang And Phrases

noun a small, semiaquatic salamander with a lizard-like appearance

adjective describing the state of being very drunk or intoxicated

preposition connecting the adjective 'pissed' with the simile 'as a newt'

• He was absolutely furious, as angry as a newt.
• She was so pissed as a newt when she found out about the prank.
• I was totally pissed as a newt after he spilled his drink on me.
• The toddler was pissed as a newt when he couldn't have a second cookie before dinner.