Humorous Insults

adjective sour or bitter in taste, harsh or cutting in tone or manner

• The critic's acerbic review of the play left the actors feeling disheartened.
• I love listening to my acerbic aunt roast people at family gatherings.
• She's known for her acerbic sense of humor that always keeps us laughing.
• His acerbic wit was like a sharp knife, cutting through the pretentiousness of the room.

adjective confused or muddled in mind; foolish or senseless

• The professor was known for his addlepated lectures, often leaving students confused.
• I can't believe I forgot my keys again, I must be addlepated!
• She's acting all addlepated today, must be because she stayed up all night.
• His addlepated mind couldn't comprehend the complexity of the situation.

noun a foolish or stupid person

• The professor referred to the student as a muttonhead for not following the instructions.
• My brother can be such a muttonhead sometimes, always forgetting where he puts his keys.
• Don't listen to him, he's just a muttonhead who doesn't know what he's talking about.
• She felt like a muttonhead after realizing she had been tricked into buying a fake designer bag.

adjective describing someone as foolish or stupid

• The professor was shocked by the student's use of the term 'cock-brained' in their essay.
• I can't believe you said that, you're so cock-brained sometimes.
• She's acting so cock-brained lately, I don't know what's gotten into her.
• His cock-brained idea to quit his job without a backup plan backfired on him.

noun a slang term used to insult someone by referring to the head of the penis

adjective used to describe someone as foolish, annoying, or unlikeable

• The term 'bellend' is considered vulgar and inappropriate in formal settings.
• I can't believe he called him a bellend in front of everyone.
• He's such a bellend for forgetting my birthday.
• His behavior at the party was a real bellend move.

adjective showing a lack of intelligence or thought; foolish or giddy

• The glaikit expression on his face indicated he was not paying attention.
• Stop looking so glaikit, pay attention!
• She's always so glaikit, it's annoying.
• His glaikit attitude towards his studies will not lead him to success.

noun a derogatory term used to describe someone who is foolish or incompetent

• The politician referred to his opponent as a jackwagon during the debate.
• I can't believe that jackwagon cut me off in traffic.
• Stop acting like a jackwagon and just do your job.
• His behavior at the party was so obnoxious, he might as well have arrived riding a jackwagon.

noun A British slang term used to describe a foolish or stupid person

• The lecturer referred to the disruptive student as a wazzock during the seminar.
• Stop being such a wazzock and just do your work.
• He's such a wazzock, always causing trouble wherever he goes.
• His stubbornness made him a wazzock in the eyes of his peers.