Slang Terms For Intoxication

adjective having one eye higher or more forward than the other; cross-eyed

adverb in a crooked or askew manner

• The painting on the wall looked cockeyed due to the uneven hanging.
• She always wears her sunglasses cockeyed for a trendy look.
• His plan was all cockeyed and ended up failing miserably.
• The whole situation seemed cockeyed, with conflicting accounts from both parties.

verb to cover or coat something completely with a substance, often in a messy or haphazard way

adjective a term used to describe someone who is extremely intoxicated or drunk

• The walls of the museum were plastered with famous works of art.
• He got so drunk at the party, he was completely plastered.
• I can't believe she plastered that embarrassing photo all over social media.
• The news of their breakup was plastered all over town within hours.

adjective drunk or intoxicated, usually referring to someone who has consumed alcohol excessively

• The chef prepared a delicious dish of soused fish for the dinner party.
• I got completely soused at the bar last night with my friends.
• Let's get soused and have a good time tonight!
• The company's financial situation was so bad, it seemed like they were soused in debt.

adjective a slang term for being extremely intoxicated or drunk

• He was completely shmammered at the company dinner, unable to hold a coherent conversation.
• I can't believe you got so shmammered at the party last night!
• She was shmammered after just a few drinks and started dancing on the table.
• The team was feeling shmammered by the overwhelming workload.