Words For Absurdity

adjective used to describe something that is done in a way that is completely wrong or illogical

adverb in a manner that is completely wrong or illogical

• The company's decision-making process seems to be completely ass backwards.
• I don't know why you're doing it that way, it's just ass backwards.
• This whole situation is so ass backwards, I can't even deal.
• Trying to navigate through this maze without a map is like going ass backwards.

noun a silly or ridiculous idea or story

adjective silly or ridiculous

• The proposal was dismissed as a cockamamie scheme by the board of directors.
• I can't believe you fell for that cockamamie story!
• That plan is just plain cockamamie.
• Her cockamamie excuses were wearing thin with her boss.

adjective causing laughter because of absurdity; provoking or deserving derision; ridiculous; laughable

• The idea of implementing such a ludicrous policy is simply unacceptable.
• It's absolutely ludicrous to think that I would believe such a ridiculous story.
• That plan is just plain ludicrous, there's no way it will work.
• The distance he had to travel to get to work was so far, it felt like a ludicrous journey.